Great Dane Does Dock Dog Diving
and again...
Pet dogs versus show dogs...
Pet dogs shed.............Show dogs blow their coat
Pet dogs are in heat..........Show dogs come into season
Pet dogs trot ................... Show dogs gait or move
Pet dogs stand ................ Show dogs stack
Pet dogs get a bath.............Show dogs are groomed
Pet dogs beg for treats............show dogs bait
Pet dogs poop..............Show dogs toilet or eliminate
Pet dogs bark at other dogs............Show dogs spar
1. Great stud dog..........Mounts anything that can fog a mirror2. Excells in movement........If he gets loose, run like hell
3. Plus.........Wakes up if you put liver under his nose
4. Good bite .............. Missed the judge, got the steward
5. Large boned........Looks like a Clydesdale
6. Good obedience prospect...Smart enough to come in from the rain, but UGLY
7. Queit and good natured.........In his kennel
8. Excels in type and style ..... However, moves like a spider on speed
9. Won in stiff competition.......Beat out four puppies and a 9 year old novice dog
10. Multiple group winner........At two puppy matches
11. Pointed.....Head shaped like a carrot
12. Noted judge........They put up your dog
13. Respected judge...................They put up your dog, twice
14. Esteemed judge...............They put up anything that crawls
15. Specialty judge..............Puts up anything that looks like their breeding
16. Won in heavy competition ......The other dogs were revoltingly overweight
17. Shown sparingly..........Only when they had it in the bag
18. Show prospect..............Has four legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, and a
19. Finished in 5 shows.............And 89 shows where he failed to win a ribbon
20. Well balanced..........Straight as a stick, front and rear
21. Handled brillantly by............Nobody else can get near him
22. At std to approved bitches........Those bitches whose owner's check is good
23. Linebred from famous champions......Ch. Whoozitz appears twice 6th generation
24. Good brood bitch............her conformation is the pits, but produces big litters.
25. Wins another Best In Show ... His second, under the same judge, our uncle
Told to me by one of my puppy owner's, a mantle merle boy...
"I was asked when he would lose his spots, I told them after he lost his antlers before rutting season!" That was a 'here's your sign' comment if I ever heard one!
Talking Dogs
Bed Time Puppies
A PET'S TEN COMMANDMENTS.........
1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me
3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.
4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.
5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.
6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.
7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.
8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.
9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.
10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so.
~Take a moment today to thank God for your pets. Enjoy and take good care of them.
Life would be a much duller, less joyful experience without God's critters.
~ We do not have to wait for Heaven, to be surrounded by hope, love, and joyfulness. It is here on earth and has four legs!
GREAT DANE AGILITY
Yes they do it...sometimes
A PET'S TEN COMMANDMENTS.........
1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.
4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.
5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.
6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.
7. Please don't hit me, but before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.
8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.
9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.
10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so.
